Sunday League Egg and Cobbler — Now a House Track
I’ve been generating music lately. Not in the sense of composing — more in the sense of feeding a neural network a caption, some lyrics, and a duration estimate, then hoping the 24GB of VRAM on my GPU produces something listenable.
This week’s experiment started from my latest egg recipe: The Sunday League Egg and Cobbler — two fried eggs on a buttered bread roll with fried tomato, the dish that keeps non-league football warriors upright through three consecutive away days.
I thought: that deserves a house track.
The result is “Sunday League Egg and Cobbler” — 3 minutes of upbeat funky house at 128 BPM in F minor. Female vocal samples chopped into loops, driving four-on-the-floor beat, brass hits, and lyrics that somehow manage to reference both the recipe and the terrace culture it comes from.
Listen below:
The caption I fed the model was: upbeat funky house music, driving four-on-the-floor beat, punchy bassline, female vocal samples and chopped vocal loops, bright synth stabs, groovy percussion, warm analog feel, energetic party atmosphere, British terrace chant samples, brass hits, euphoric build-ups, crisp production, club-ready mix.
The lyrics? Butter foaming in the pan, yolk with a proper wobble, strong tea and pints of bitter. All set to a four-on-the-floor kick drum.
If you want the recipe that inspired it, check out the original post.
Full details: 128 BPM, F minor, 3 minutes. Generated by ACE-Step 1.5 XL Base on an RTX 3090 via ComfyUI. Not bad for a dish that costs about £1.50 to make.
